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mustangII460 01-05-2003 04:04 AM

Want to be a "Masta Playa?"
 
Can't remember who posted this first . I had to find it, this kills me.

MASTA PLAYA

Read "Hate Mail #4" The first email,,, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

1969Mach1 01-05-2003 12:04 PM

lol That is some hillarious stuff. I think it's just a joke to get all those import guys ravelled up. :D :D

§am.

mustangII460 01-05-2003 04:18 PM

I just don't understand why he posts hate mail. Reading some of it, is just too funny.

"And of course, this car has been known to smoke many Mustangs"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH BREATH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LayanRubr 01-05-2003 06:03 PM

I still dont know if these guys can compete with the Icy Hot Stunnaz http://www.icyhotstunta.com/ :D

digital3.3 01-05-2003 07:37 PM

LMAO, damn that masta playa site is so ******* hurting. and the icyhotstuna's site is still the orginal site of hurteness(don't ask:D )
both sites are horrible:D :D :D :D

mustangII460 01-05-2003 08:07 PM

Icy Hot LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I wonder if the world would end, say if : Masta Playa and the Stunaz got together. BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Crazy Horse GT 01-05-2003 10:33 PM

oh man, darwin was way off, an idiot like this lived, day-umm, wonder if his mom had any kid's who lived lol, f------ ricer's, oh i bet it's bling bling, aka not c-bring lmao. ;) :D :D :D :D :D :rolleyes:

digital3.3 01-06-2003 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crazy Horse GT
oh i bet it's bling bling, aka not c-bring lmao. ;) :D :D :D :D :D :rolleyes:
man i wouldn't be surprised if it was.:D :D :D :D

Capri306 01-06-2003 04:22 PM

OMG, I'm sorry, but I cannot believe this crap is REAL!!! Did you guys read about how his step dad beats the crap out of his mom??? :eek: THEN, on top of that, the stepdad PAYS HIS BUTT to not say or do anything!!!! I hope someone in the family has the courage to shoot all three of them. This cornholer for obvious reasons, the stepdad for beating the mom, and the mom for having a waste of food like this for a son.

Anyways, MOST sites like stickdeath have humorous *responses* to hate mail. What does this homo do? Posts it like it's cool or something, with no retaliation. Is that COOL to this guy, putting HUGE links to hate mail? Most web designers put it off to the side like a freak show, but this loser brandishes it.

You know, I usually oppose suicide, but I think even his doctor would prescribe cyanide pills for this guy.

BTW, thanks for the link. I laughed extremely hard at first, but then I realized this dork is real.

MissBlondie 01-06-2003 06:23 PM

HAHAHA I remember the icyhotstunnaz... They're a lot like this crackhead! Ohhh yeah I've been lookin' for a husband... my dream man right there... clamidia and all... lmao :p

mustangII460 12-07-2003 12:50 AM

Dug this up from the bowels of heck.

Still funny as all!

Stang_Girl617 12-07-2003 09:30 PM

ok Masta Playa... This kid is seriously a dork... I feel kinda sorry for him He NEEDS a real woman not some white trash chick that looks like a man... Its sooo sad. Someone seriously needs to notify this kid... poor guy...

Lord ...lol

Stang_Girl617 12-07-2003 09:36 PM

ok Masta Playa... This kid is seriously a dork... I feel kinda sorry for him He NEEDS a real woman not some white trash chick that looks like a man... Its sooo sad. Someone seriously needs to notify this kid... poor guy...

Lord ...lol

84Lincoln 12-08-2003 08:42 PM

It almost seems as though the "masta playa" might be doing this whole thing as an insult to imports, kinda like ricecar.com. but I don't think anyone would go so far to have a rice-civic and a rice-neon just to make fun of them....this kid needs help

Fox Body 12-10-2003 12:16 PM

Oh, this one hate mail is a pure satirical masterpiece:

Quote:

From: "Jim.McDavid (Exchange)" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: "'mmmport_tuner@yahoo.com'"
Subject: Wow!!!
Date: Thu, 15 Mar 2001 12:05:58 -0600




I just saw your site dude! That's a REALLY nice car!! Where do you
race at? I just have to make due with my 82' Corvette for now,
but I'm hoping to own a car like yours someday. I'm glad we live in
different towns, I'd hate to have to race you!
It's great to see a site that's coherent and well put together, as
well as grammar that's easy to follow and understand. I wish there
were more sites like this one!
That picture of you standing there with the muffler is intense, you're
a scary looking dude - how many hours a day do you work out?
I showed it to my girlfriend and she got all wet instantly - she wants
me to work out so I can have a body like yours. Could you post some
pictures of yourself naked? She'd really like that, and I'm not always
around to please her. She could...you know...use them when I'm not here.
Oh yeah, post one with you and the muffler with your little dong hanging
out - that's it!! Yeah, YEAH!!!!!! MORE MUFFLER SHOTS!!!!

[ed: I know da ladiez can't resist me.. even da blue collar onez dat
hang out wit da GM freakz]
:D

mustangII460 02-27-2004 09:14 PM

Sorry, but I had to dig this one up again.

DON"T LET THIS BE YOU!

FordFastGirl5.0 02-28-2004 11:05 AM

No Sh*t, that guy was a flamer!

mustardjohn 02-28-2004 02:12 PM

There is a guy that parks near where I work that has four (4) of the big mufflers on his 1.8 liter. I can't tell if they are all hooked up but there are four! Maybe These two should get to know each other.

mustangII460 02-29-2004 12:10 AM

You need to get a picture of that John, Id love to see that!


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