Be Careful out there Guys.....
 

Read this and find out why:



"I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.

"Man, that guy was stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper on an 8-lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, figure I pass at least another 4,000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, half of these cars are driven by females. That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any group of f! emales, 1 in 28 has PMS, that's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfyi or unrewarding. That's 12600.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 3960.

And, 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 6120.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, that's 900, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS and is armed.

Flip one off?... I don't think so."

now thats a smart man!!!!

LOL, so true so true:D :D :D

Rollins Band Rocks! Just had to stick that in there, and Living in Los Angeles I would have to agree with the wave and smile technique

That is hillarious, but it was posted by Chris (Pkrwud) before. I'm just trying to remember if he wrote it... I'm sure someone will post more info.

§am.

Yeah, I was wondering if it had been posted before but I figured what the hell. For the past two weeks I have been on break and my internet access was with a 56k modem b/c I was home from college.

Now I'm back at school and the cable modem is kickin' *** and taking names, so it makes the internet much more enjoyable.

Just curious, where did you get it from?
Maybe Chris's story is getting around, that is if it is his story. :D

§am.

My buddy sent it to me in an e-mail. Did PKRWUD write it originally? If so, thats pretty funny that its almost come full circle.