Well slap my a** and call me Susan
 

Just thought I'd post something really off the wall. So I did.

Some of you should get some sort of re-embersement for having read this. Sorry. I really wasted your time and energy. Isn't it great?

Later.

Man you have entirely too much time on your hands!

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*smack*

Hi Susan;)

Actually, there's a really good HOT sauce called "Slap my @** and call me Sally".

No thanks.. not that kinda guy man'


Bradley

I'll call you Susan but I'm not slapping anything unless you look like Miss Blondie ;) :D

lol i hear ya brad. :D :D :D :D :D :D :eek:

Hi Susan
 

Hi Susan.................no it's too hairy.

Rev

susan...youve got issues

HEY! :eek: I don't wanna be slapped! Didn't your mother ever teach you that slapping a girl is bad bad bad! tisk tisk LOL

You make a very good point ;) . Perhaps I should clarify my statement: I'm not slapping your bottom (bigwhitecobra) unless you look like Miss Blondie. Is this better?

Hitting women is very wrong but a little bottom slapping is a different story :D

Sorry I was wasting time and figured I'd post something.

Now as for calling me Susan, I'll get you b*****ds for that!!:D

MissBlondie, Iwouldn't ever hit a woman, but slapping one on the AZZ is a bit different, especially if you are both cansenting adults.

Tire Fryer, you're next on the list.......

Oh well in that case slap away! hahaha :p

Hey Susan, got any cute sisters?

:)

*Josh goes into Ninja stance*

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa