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EXTRA EXTRA Werewolf attacks cop
ROTFLMAO, my bud Brad is relaying this to me as he hears it on the police scanner. But apparenty a "werewolf' chased a cop back to his car before ramming it. And then ran off into the woods growling. LMAO, the wussys are too scared to go into the woods, the dispatcter was getting pissed. "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS WEREWOLFS!!!!" They even called for back up, LMAO!!!! What a bunch of losers. I guess they beat me to the beer. LMAO
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It probably just wanted a bite of the cops donut :D
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That is pretty messed up...:confused: :confused:
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amazing...
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here is our actual AOL convo!
Bar5516: LOL guess what i'm hearing on the police scanner!!! Tireburner663: I haven't gotten drunk in a lot time Tireburner663: what? Bar5516: there hunting a WAREWOLF !!!! in the woods just outside of town Tireburner663: eh Tireburner663: sounds like Loisville cops Tireburner663: lol Bar5516: something has got the police all scarred.. one saw it.. etc.. Tireburner663: lol Bar5516: i knew these police smoked crack! Tireburner663: lol Tireburner663: that's so damn stupid Bar5516: this is some funny ****!!! Tireburner663: and these are the people we pay to protect us? Bar5516: there all like scarred ot go into the woods.. Tireburner663: lmao Tireburner663: **** the cops......I'm calling ghost busters Tireburner663: lol Bar5516: it supposidly ran a cop back to his car before it rammed the car.. ???????? Tireburner663: WTF Tireburner663: he's got a gun Tireburner663: use it Bar5516: i hope a cop gets eaten by a wearwolf Tireburner663: lol Tireburner663: mad deer? Tireburner663: wanna bet Bar5516: it's an endangered species lol cant shoot it! Tireburner663: lol Bar5516: lol Bar5516: lol Bar5516: lol Bar5516: lol Tireburner663: BS....if anything is tying to eat him I'll blast the **** out of it Tireburner663: lol Bar5516: man i am laughing soooo damn hard right now listening to these ****ing clowns!!! Tireburner663: *me Tireburner663: lol Tireburner663: it's actully kinda sad Bar5516: your gonna have to post this on MW i cant .. .i'm ****ing laughing too hard!! Tireburner663: lol Tireburner663: hummmmmm Tireburner663: it's been a year since I got drunk Tireburner663: wonder if I can still hold my liquer Tireburner663: lol Bar5516: well the cops beat u too it tonight! Tireburner663: we shall see;-) Tireburner663: LMAO Tireburner663: lol Tireburner663: I can't post that Bar5516: lol lol the ****ing dispatcher is getting pissed! Tireburner663: make MS look bad Tireburner663: LMAO Tireburner663: record it Tireburner663: lol Bar5516: she told the cop there wasnt such a thing as a wearwolf Tireburner663: are you sure these aren't Louisville cops? Tireburner663: ROTFLMAO Bar5516: i'm sure... philadelphia's finest!!! Tireburner663: what a bunch of **** ups Bar5516: LOL Bar5516: i'm hurting!!!! i'm laughing so much! Tireburner663: it's not funny Tireburner663: just sad Bar5516: THERE ****CING CALLING IN BACK UP... Bar5516: LOL Bar5516: LOL Tireburner663: bet it's a pissed of possum Tireburner663: WHAT?!?!?! Tireburner663: ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bar5516: THEY SAY IT'S AS BIG AS A BEAR!!! Bar5516: LOL Bar5516: LMAO Bar5516: GROWLING AND RUNNIGN THROUGH THE WOODS! Tireburner663: lol Bar5516: someone must have pissed off a pit bull or somehting Tireburner663: pissed off possum Tireburner663: lol Tireburner663: yea Tireburner663: probably a big dog or something Tireburner663: just shoot the damn thing Tireburner663: lol Bar5516: LOL BACKUP for a WAREWOLF imagine what the dispatcher is thinking!!!! Tireburner663: what's that? Tireburner663: a 1234? Bar5516: there trying to figure out what direction it went in to dispatch cars to that area!!! Bar5516: says it went into the woods on the east side of the barn! Tireburner663: we've got a 1234, a imaginary creature disturbing the peace Bar5516: LOL Bar5516: i'm ****ing rolling man!!! |
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thats ******* great:)
But they sure are tough when they pull you over for a seatbelt violationhttp://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-049.gif the majority of pigs are worthless pieces of ****, but there are a very few amount who are genuine people. Why can't they be the ones that pull me overhttp://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-021.gif |
Good for nothing pigs. I'll never call 911 when I need help, ever. Or,, ah.. Maybe I will if a genuine pig comes over to help, just maybe.:D
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hey watch it buddy! ...I come from a family of cops! ...all retired now though... lol... and I grew up to be a death metal drummer... go figure
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oh! ...well... uh.... ok then :D
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