You Might Be A Rice Rocket Jockey If
 

You might be a rice rocket jockey if:
1. You find yourself using the excuse "Yo, but you got twice as many cylandaz" after every race.
2. Your gumby pants make it hard to shift
3. You have stickers for parts you don't have.
4. When you drive by, WW2 veterans run for shelter.
5. Your exhaust tip diameter is four times the inner muffler diameter.
6. Birds make nests on your spoiler because it's taller than the trees.
7. You will only race if the other guy removes four spark plugs
8. You have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch, right next to your 1.8L badge.
9. You brag about having nitrous and have a 15.50 dial in.
10. The exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most pro-stock cars.
11. You've spent more money on stickers and stripes than you did on actual performance mods.
12. You go to a performance shop and go directly to the decal bin.
13. Your tach is bigger than your head.
14. You have a shift light and your car is an automatic.
15. Your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
appeared in Mustang Monthly, May 2002

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LOL! that's hilarious, The funniest one was the shift lite for an automatic car because i've seen it done :D

Funny! Too bad it's so true.

I gotto love the ones that are bright green and orange.

and what is the deal with hood scoops on the roof?

ROFL. That's just great :D

Love this one: "You brag about having nitrous and have a 15.50 dial in" hahaahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

lol.. losers.

http://home.earthlink.net/~cvecchio8...es/riceboy.jpg

book'em Lou for a code 1.8, too many stickers in a non-fisher price zone.

and too many doors! Do those back doors make those HonDUHs any faster? :D

Rice, its whats for dinner.