[Mercury]

For starters, I dont think much of myself. Especially in the looks department. I think I'm pretty dorky looking. I dont want you all getting the wrong idea.

I dont know what it is that I do, but I've had a total of Five girls ask me out from Fed Ex. One was a manger from the Raliegh Terminal, Four others my employees.

A few weeks ago, the guy incharge of hiring people let me know that he found me a replacement Swaker (Person who scans the boxes going down the belt.) that I needed. Fine, no problem.

Well Last Monday I was so busy that I forgot the new girl was supposed to start. I was switching out trailers (Moving the trailers that we have unloaded with a Yard Tractor) when I see this really Pretty girl walking into the building.

A minute later my Check In clerk (Checks in the drivers paperwork) tells me she needs a little help in the office. So I think the pretty girl is a customer coming to pick up there box. Man, I jump out of the yard tractor, run into the building, jump over two of the conveyor belts and Run into the office.

I was totally out of breath, it was like 1/2 mile of running and jumping. I run in and try to catch my breath. I see the girl in the waiting area. I ask her between gasps for breath "Hello, How can I help you?" Gasp GASP...

"Oh, I'm Blah Blah (No real names here), I was supposed to start today." After I make this really stupid look, it hits me that I had forgot about the new girl starting that day.

Anyway, she starts working and of course, Every guy in the building has to go up and introduce themselves. Drivers, Managers, Package Handlers.

I had her train with one of the more Experienced Swakers for the night. I stopped by from time to time to see how things were going, I'd watch for a minute, crack a joke, then leave.

At the end of the night, the Trainer told me that the new girl said I was pretty cute. No big deal.

The next 3 days that the new girl worked, I worked with her because I actually had the time to.

Before I get to the point, let me say, this girl is Beautifull, I mean, Really pretty. Pretty face, pretty smile, pretty eyes, pretty bod.......Ummmm Everything...Is just beautifull. Long dark hair.

Well tonight, I was working with her agian, making sure she wasnt making any errors or mistakes. We talk, and chit chat all night. I was looking down the belt to see what the unloader was unloading when I thought I heard her call my name.

I turn and ask her "Did you call me?" She said." No, but you can call me this weekend."

I thought maybe I missunderstood her, so we keep talking, when the subject of the weekend comes up.

I innoccently ask her "Whatcha got planned this weekend?"

She gave me this pretty smile and aksed "I dont know, what are we going to do this weekend, its up to you, I'm game for anything."

I had to have this absolutley idiotic look on my face, because she laughed giggled, saying I was such a cutie.

I'm still kinda shocked ( I dont know why, I get to feeling like a little kid thats asking his first girl out, everytime.) I make some kind of Sasquatch (Big Foot)/Chewbaca sound, and mumble about "Gotta check to see if one of our trailers is in." THen make another Mouth Numb with Novacaine sound and run off to the yard.

After a quick cigarette, I go back inside, and make sure everythings going smoothly first, then go back to work with the new Girl. We talk, and I find out that me and her have ALOT in common. She's into stargazing (I love doing that) Astronomy, Hard Sci-Fi, Movies, Racing, paintball, and writting. She also has a similar personality as me. Except she doesnt make Wierd Chewbaca grunts and groans when surprised.

Since I'm single again, I'm serouisly considering it. I mean not just because of her knock out looks. (Did I mention shes Pretty, Real Pretty).

My guys couldnt believe it, they all basically said the samething "Man why do you have all the luck.. We need to hang out with you more."

I dont know what it is that I do, I think I'm some little Dorky man thats the prime example of all thats Dweeb like.