i will post this in the female forum also:
A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they
> > see
> > > > a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For
> > Women
> > > > Only". Since they were without their boyfriends,
> > they
> > > > decide to go in.
> > > >
> > > > The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to
> > them
> > > > how it works, "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by
> > floor,
> > > > and once you find what you are looking for, you
> > can
> > > > stay there. It's easy to decide, since each
> > floor has
> > > > signs telling you what's inside. The only rule
> > is,
> > > > once you leave a floor, you can't return to it."
> > > >
> > > > The women talk it over and decide to go for it.
> > > > They start going up, and on the first floor the
> > sign
> > > > reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but
> > they
> > > > are sensitive and kind". The friends laugh and
> > without
> > > > hesitation move on to the next floor.
> > > >
> > > > The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men
> > here
> > > > are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat
> > women
> > > > badly". This wasn't going to do so again they
> > head
> > > > for the stairs.
> > > >
> > > > The friends move up to the Third floor where the
> > sign
> > > > read "All the men here are great lovers and
> > sensitive
> > > > to the needs of women." This was good but there
> > were
> > > > still two more floors. . .
> > > >
> > > > So on to the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect.
> > "All
> > > > the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive
> > and
> > > > attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are
> > also
> > > > single, rich and straight" The women seemed
> > pleased
> > > > but they decide that they would rather see what
> > the
> > > > fifth floor has to offer before they settle for
> > the
> > > > fourth.
> > > >
> > > > When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a
> > > > sign that reads: "There are no men here. This
> > floor
> > > > was built only to prove that there is simply no
> > > > way to please a woman."
