[mustangman65_79]

Here's another old lady joke.

A cop is stitting behind tree next to a freeway when a car goes driving past him going 44mph. He thinks to himself "that slow car is just as dangerious as a speeding car." So he pulls that car over. In it are four elderly women. He gently raps on the window and the driver rolls down the window. He asks "Mamm, do u know how fast u were going?" She replies "why yes, I was going 44mph." He then asks "Do ku know what the speed limit is?" She replies, "Yes, the sign said 44." Puzzled, the Cop asks, " Mamm, why sign are u talking about." She says, "Well, there's one there, right in front of me." He then says, "Mamm, that's the sign saying what freeway your on, the speed signs are white, they say 65 mph." The Old lady replies, "I'm sorry officer, I didn't know, I will follow the right signs now."

The Officer says to the driver, "Well, I'm going to let u go now, just remember to follow the right sings next time." As he starts to walk away, he looks at the back seat, turns around and asks the driver, Are the other women alright, they look white, as if they saw a ghost.

The driver replies, "Oh, they'll be alright soon, you see, we just got off of Highway 120."