Why did the chicken cross the road?
Karl Marx: To seize the means of production and escape the alienation of the proletaritat.
Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. CHickens in motion tend to cross the road.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. (my favorite
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Groucho Marx: Chicken? What's all this talk about chickens? Why, I had a uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt would have divorced him, but she needed the eggs.
I hope you all get a good laugh off this one
later,
Josh, aka the tireburner