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While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding
> > along with a dog and a sheep and began a
> > conversation.
> >
> > Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak
> > to him?"
> >
> > Indian: "Dog no talk."
> >
> > Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
> >
> > Dog: "Doin' alright."
> >
> > Indian: Look of shock.
> >
> > Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the
> > Indian.
> >
> > Dog: "Yep"
> >
> > Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
> >
> > Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
> > great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
> >
> > Indian: Look of total disbelief.
> >
> > Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
> >
> > Indian: "Horse no talk."
> >
> > Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
> >
> > Horse: "Cool."
> >
> > Indian: Extreme look of shock.
> >
> > Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Indian
> >
> > Horse: "Yep"
> >
> > Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
> >
> > Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me
> > regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in
> > a shed to protect me."
> >
> > Indian: Total look of utter amazement.
> >
> > Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
> >
> > Indian: "Sheep liar."