HAHAHA... Now that's funny...
Wouldn't this be poetic justice?
Hire a REALLY hot asian model to go up to a ricer's car at one of their hang-outs and start looking at the riciest looking thing she can find. Have her wait for the pimply-faced wanna-be owner to bolt up to the car. Then have her look straight into his eyes and seductively say: "That is absolutely the UGLIEST car I've ever seen". Then have her step over and into your stang as you drive off....

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Uncle Sam
"What the hell is up with all the gauges?
Calling Captain Kirk, your ride awaits... Phasers on stun...."