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Old 03-04-2002, 11:58 PM   #1
Pokey 5.0
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Something to try!
15 things to do at Wal-Mart if you're bored:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "CODE 3 IN HOUSEWARES" and see what happens.
5. Go to the service desk an ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
6. Move a "CAUTON WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin crying and ask "WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where te anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

and last but not least,
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly "HEY.......WERE OUT OF TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

i dont recommend this unless you really have nothing better to do!!!!!!!!!!!!
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