Hey Mike.
Or....You could tell them to go out to the lot on Saturday night, and I'll take care of them for ya. Run what you Brung.
Tell them, ya, I know this guy named Mercury....You fill in the rest.
Serouisly though, I wouldnt waste my breath on those guys if I were you. The older crowd that you hang out with Saturday night knows the truth. The younger crowd that you go to school with obviously doesnt. If they persist on annouying you, ask them what there mechanical back ground is...There resume so to say.
I bet it will be...Oh man, my friend works at (Insert dealership name here)..Or, Man, my friend/father works at (Insert Quick Lube joint name here) and he's a (Insert Master Luber, or Tire Rotater here).
If they still persist, and are to ignorant and shallow to shut up, tell them you got a couple of freinds that can show them just how slow and broken down Us Fords..Ford Mustangs really are.
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