That's nasty.
As for the lipstick goes, that's not tooo bad. Being a bartender, I know not to drink the draft, and stick to bottles with no glass! (trust me!) Lipstick is a pain to get off glasses, and unless it comes back to the bar to be cleaned with the brushes, the dishwasher in the back never gets it off. I can't stand caked-on lipstick.
I've had many nasty food stories, most of which deal with bugs being in it and feeling them crawl around in my mouth or on my face after taking a bite!
