Doesn't Easter have something to do with some dead guy who was killed because he kept picking fights and annoying people with his religous babble on AIM, then he rose from the grave walked outside and saw his shadow so he had to run away, but there was this giant killer Rabbit guarding the entrance to the cave and King Arthur had to use the Holy Hand Grenade of Anitioch?
Er... Hmm... Something like that. I could be mistaken though.
