[StoplightWarrior]

I'm fast asleep at ~2:00am last night, when I hear the most annoying sound ever from outside my open window. It is definitely rice I decide, and I get up and look out my window. There are 2 ricers pulling in. The first one is in a pretty recent Honda Civic, maybe like 97-98. It is painted BRIGHT red, and has stickers all over it. Of course, the obligatory fart tip, but it sounds just like all the rest. The thing that really caught my eye, though, was this guy's spoiler. The thing was seriously three feet off his trunk, completly made of metal (you know the kind) and looked like it was designed by a rocket scientist. This spoiler probably had more parts than the rest of the car. It was a real contraption.

So as I look over to Ricer #2's ride, I almost lose it. This is the car making all the horrible noise. I couldn't tell exactly what kind of car it was, but I'm 98% sure it was an early 90's Geo Prizm. This thing was half-primered, half dark blue, and had chrome hubcaps! It's fart tip was making a sound like I'd never heard before. Sort of a high pitched blender type, but where you could tell the car was on its last leg. The guy driving has his hat on sideways, and was sporting the typical gangsta lean, gripping the steering wheel sideways as well.

Do you realize we live in a world where people will take not just a civic, but a GEO PRIZM and make "performance enhancements" to it???!!??! I simply can not live in a place where I will drive down the street in my GT and have people tell me "dude, GT's aint crap, everyone and their mom has one," (yes I've actually been told that) and then have teenagers and adults gawking at civics with 3ft high spoilers and a sound like a bodily function coming from them. There was a day when muscle cars got respect, and people knew what cars to designate "performance automobiles." Now, people try to supe up their GEO PRIZMS!!!!

GEO PRIZMS, people, GEO PRIZMS....