I say that we here at Mustangworks, make a Major Motion picture. We'll call it "The fast?...Nope"
It will be a movie about all these guys in there riced out cars that think they are so cool. Running 15 and 16 second quarter mile times.
THe story might go like this:
The ricers try to rob a semi-truck and steel the electronics, only problem is that our group of civic drivin' theives can't seem to catch up with the rig! So they forget about it and go hang out at a high school parking lot. Here, they try to pick up chicks (the only ones that are nieve enough to think their cars are fast).
Then they get in a high speed chase with cops on mountain bikes.
After they are caught, and get a ticket they go to this party and have a couple beer. But since they are sissy's they get plastered off 1 1/2 beer and pass out. Another group of ricers show up and steel everthing in their cars (because ricers are lowly rats).
When our main characters wake up the next morning they wake up and get pissed that their stuff was stolen. So they take the bus home to ask Mommy and Dady for some money to by some more ricer crap. Unfortunately Dady used to drive a Big Block when he was a kid and thinks his son and his buddies have "wasted" enough money.
The main character goes out back to steel his dad's old muscle car. But for some reason the car won't start. He pops the hood and can't figure out what's going on (his dad disconnected the wire from the coil to the distributor).
So they go walking down the road and get run over by a bus.
The End.
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