[Mustang_289]

Let's have some fun with this, came out of Mustang Monthly current issue, feel free to add to it:

You find yourself using the excuse "Yoo, but you got twice as many cylindaz" after every race

Your gumby pants make it hard to shift

You have stickers for parts you don't have

When you drive by, WW2 veterans run for shelter

Your exhaust tip diameter is four times the inner muffler diameter

Birds make nests on your spoiler because it's taller than the trees

You will only race if the ohter guy removes four spark plugs

You have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch, right next to your 1.8L engine badge

You brag about having nitrous and have a 15:50 dial-in

The exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most pro-stock cars

You've spent more money on stickers and stripes than you did on actual performance mods

You go to a performance shop and go directly to the decal bin

Your tach is bigger than your head

You have a shift light and your car is an automatic

Your bright green $3000 air filter is bigger than your engine