*LMAO* too funny
I bought a new computer,
it cost two thousand pounds
But every time I switch it on
it keeps on falling down.
I used to think it was my friend,
now it drives me round the bend.
You'd be surprised the time
I spend, Reinstalling Windows.
I switch it on, what is this?
Something wrong with config. sys
This is not my idea of bliss.
Reinstalling Windows.
I want to share my printers, and
I want to share my files.
I want to share my anger 'cus
It drives me bloomin' wild.
Load disk four, oh what fun,
it says it helps you, get things done.
every day now everyone's
Reinstalling Windows.
Load disk ten, it will say,
All you do is plug n play.
Why do I spend every day,
Reinstalling Windows.
It can't find my printer,
It can't locate my mouse.
The other day it told me that,
they were in some other house.
Still unpluged, still unplayed,
E-mailed GOD in search of aid.
He's far to busy I'm afraid,
Reinstalling Windows.
Up at dawn for one more try,
Does it work? Can pigs fly?
How do I expect to die,
Reinstalling Windows.
It doesn't like my modem and
detests all CD-ROMS,
Let's see if the set up wizard,
Recognizes bombs.
I used to like a drink or three,
No time now, don't call on me.
I'm going to spend eternity,
REINSTALLING WINDOWS!