That's pretty close, Marty. Think it goes more like....
yo yo yo... I waz bustin mad skillz out da place in doze grass places over there, man. My Type XYZ Civic wit da triple stack wing is the shitsnizit. So there I waz all crazy'n **** doin mad reverse doenutz wit my wide can II custom Hillz Broz can shootin sparks and fire and ****. It was phat, yo. All sudden my boyz startz jumpin around and shitnizit. I was thinkin they waz all jealouz cauz I'm All That, and a side of hash brownz. So I stop the ghetto blaster and yo... they be runnin up to my caaa and all dat. Tellin me I started some sort of fourth of July fireworks in the wheat field lookin weeds. I waz like dayummmmm... we beez needin that Jurassic Park water squirter, two thousand and one that we done saw puttin my boyz crib out when he was all smokin that chronic and he dropped it on that punk azz shag carpet downstairs as he passed out. Boy can't hold none of hiz likker. Anyway, since we didn't be havin none of that water squiter them fireboys used off their crazy chromed out wagon, we done hauled outta there.
Heh, yeaaayaa. I be da foo that done started it awwwlll. I just sitz here on my azz watchin it all burn. Heh. Too bad fo doze fokz plazes on fire. Heh. Shoulda been hee in da city, yo. So really, itz all dey fault. Yo Yo. Kno wha I'm saaayin?
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