lol You all are very funny people. lol
Corrona is good bear, one of the few bears I will drink. Hell Tequilla is straight from Mexico and I LOVE IT! Hell my dog's name is Tequilla (No Joke!)
As for gross food I had a mild case of food posining on the weekend, I've had it alot worse before though, someone mentioned no body wants it, that is so true. It is one of the worst feelings in the world. Not fun at all.
As for the main point StoplightWarrior you have to be abit more careful, maybe try eating more often so your not so hungry and eat whatever you find. lol But if I were you, I'd sell the jar of mayo on ebay, it's a Antique! Man those people buy alot of crap, and you never know when you need a 4 year old jar of Mayo.
Glad ya didn't get sick from it though,
§am.