Pretty soon they'll have entire fake cars...
I can see it now, the box fits in your daily driver civic.
Drive it to you local ricer hang out.
Place the box in an open space and pull the draw string...
The NEW APC ricemobile!
A compressed air canister is opened and the "ricemobile" springs to life! It inflates in 90 seconds!
It comes complete with "faux" items such as:
Twin turbocharged "spoon" motor
intercooler
fart cannon exhaust
roll cage
black outs
body kit
lowered stance
One of 25 custom colors and yellow racing stripes
Yellow and purple interior with 25 different guages, 1 10 inch tach, and 36 different chrome colored switches
For a little more you can get the ricemobile II package which adds:
Custom 18 in wheels
8 foot wing
"real life" revving sounds including blow off valve
Order in the next 24 hours and receive a WORKING Playstation 2 with an advance order for Gran Tourismo 4!
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Uncle Sam
"What the hell is up with all the gauges?
Calling Captain Kirk, your ride awaits... Phasers on stun...."
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