Well I was trying to avoid the word Dildo...But if Mr 5.0 said it...It must be cool then
Yeah, I wasnt exactly charmed by having a ..um....Dildo waved at me, and I wasnt about to go chasing off after them..Not exactly the kind of girl I'd like to take home..Just imagine telling everyone about the First time you all met.
Yeah, I was just chillin at the Burger Joint, toking on a Malboro, standing next to my G-Ride..Goin Bling Bling...When this Car full of Crazy Drunk Teenagers Drove by yelling that they wanted my man hood while waving this giant Dildo at me.....I knew right then that she was the one for me.! So I chased her down and its been Love ever since. 
I also try to avoid being Buddies with my employes, I dont want them thinking I'm a push over, and I dont want them trying to take advantage of my kindness. Not to gloat, or sound like I'm full of myself, but it makes me feel somewhat respected when my employees call me up on there days off, or the weekends to ask me for advice on everything from Work related issues, car problems, to personal problems (Although I try to avoid those). I'm always available for them, though I let them know that there are things I can and cant say.
As for the sister issue, I'm not sure of the legallity of it, but its really his step sister. I'm sure that doesnt matter all that much though, its still like Taboo.
Thanks Mr 5.0, I appreciate the compliment on my use of words. I try to make things sound interesting even though there not, without bending the truth. Usually though I get in to much of a hurry and dont make the whole thread equally as ....Story like...