Ha, Ha, Ha!! Very funny!!
I dated a cop for a while and he could tell by the way someone was driving, if they were female, asian (no offense I'm just telling a story), or talking on a cell phone. He would say oh no we have a DWW (driving while woman) up here!! I have to say, 98% of the time he was right!!
One of the times he was wrong was when he met me!! I was speeding and ended up with a date instead of a ticket!!
Shelby