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red82gt · 07-20-2002, 03:57 AM

This guy is speeding over a bridge and sure enough at the end of the bridge there is a cop with a radar gun.
The cop pulls the guy over and the cop asks the guy "are you in a hurry?"
The guy answers "yes, I'm on my way to work"
The cop says "what do you do for a living?"
The guy says "I'm a rectum stretcher"
The cop questions "A rectum stretcher?"
The guy says "yes we start with 2 fingers and keep going until both hands fit and then arms and we keep going until it is at about 72 inches"
The cop cleverly asks "what would you do with a 6 foot @** hole?
The guy answers "Give him a Radar gun and stick him at the end of a bridge!"

07-20-2002, 03:57 AM	#1
red82gt Sober voice of Reason Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Kelowna, B.C., Canada Posts: 1,514	Heard a good one... This guy is speeding over a bridge and sure enough at the end of the bridge there is a cop with a radar gun. The cop pulls the guy over and the cop asks the guy "are you in a hurry?" The guy answers "yes, I'm on my way to work" The cop says "what do you do for a living?" The guy says "I'm a rectum stretcher" The cop questions "A rectum stretcher?" The guy says "yes we start with 2 fingers and keep going until both hands fit and then arms and we keep going until it is at about 72 inches" The cop cleverly asks "what would you do with a 6 foot @** hole? The guy answers "Give him a Radar gun and stick him at the end of a bridge!"