A farmer gets pulled over in his beat down old f250. Cop walks up to him and starts to read him the riot act.
Farmer: Sir you have some hole flies swarming on you.
Cop: Hole flys?
Farmer: Yep. Call 'em that, 'cuz they normally swarm on the around the horses behinds down on the farm.
Cop: Boy, you callin' me a horses a**?
Farmer: No sir, but you can't fool them hole flys!!
Thought y'alld appreciate that one too.
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