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PKRWUD · 07-24-2002, 06:55 PM

15 Things Not To Say To A Cop

1 I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2 Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3 Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4 Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!

5 Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?

6 I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7 I was going to be a trooper, but I decided to finish high school instead.

8 Bad cop! No donut!

9 You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

10 Is it true that people become troopers because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?

11 I pay your salary!

12 Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

13 Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

14 What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

15 Hey, is that a 9 mm? How's that compare to this one here?

Take care,
~Chris

07-24-2002, 06:55 PM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	15 Things Not To Say To A Cop 15 Things Not To Say To A Cop 1 I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2 Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3 Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4 Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! 5 Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated? 6 I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7 I was going to be a trooper, but I decided to finish high school instead. 8 Bad cop! No donut! 9 You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 10 Is it true that people become troopers because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's? 11 I pay your salary! 12 Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 13 Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 14 What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist. 15 Hey, is that a 9 mm? How's that compare to this one here? Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!