I have heard this one while on duty.
Me: You know you were going pretty fast. What is your hurry?
Him: At that speed officer it is smarter to keep my eye on the road, not my speedo.
I just cracked up, told them to slow down, and walked away laughing my *** off.
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1997 Cobra
FRRP 4.30's, Lakewood d/s loop, Steeda Tri-Ax, Mac o/r h pipe, Magnaflows, K&N
2000 Z/28
Ram Air, EGR mod, Lid w/K&N, Flowtech cutout
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