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Old 08-13-2002, 02:14 PM   #1
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Originally posted by mustangII460
Tip #1 All lasting relastionships start as friends.

Tip #2 All relationships are built from trust, no trust, your wasting your time and theirs. *Note* Breach that trust, it's OVER.

Secondary but important tips:

Tip #3 Find a skinny woman, if you marry her, she will fill out. If shes huge, she'll get huger.

Tip #4 Don't find a girlfriend at a club or a hangout, Church's and parks are a few great places. Cute dogs attract women< barrow one.

Tip #5 Check there grill. Bad grill means bad breath, "Yuck Mouth." If she looks like shes been chewing rocks, stay away.

Tip #6 Don't trust a bunch of gear heads for love advice
ROFLMFAO!!!
Re: #4 women are also attracted to cute DOGS ie. "men"
Re: #5 you can get them fixed if it's worth it to you , or have them all removed ,it depends on your """ULTIMATE GOAL""" lol
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