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Originally posted by The Deuce


General rule #1.
Men find a woman and get married in hopes that she will never change. Women find a man to marry and hope he will.

Rule #2
If you're hanging out with somone and they get rude to a waiter and it makes you confused, run. Pay for a cab, take a walk, rent a car. All choices are simpler and cheaper than paying for a divorce lawer later.

Rule #3
Be yourself. It's easier than trying to remember who you were the night before if you happened to black out.

In a nut shell..... Ditto.