The last one about Arabs reminded me of this joke
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President Bush & Colin Powell walk into a bar to have a drink. The bartender looks over and can't believe the President and Colin Powell are in his bar. He walks over and says, "Mr. President what are you and Colin Powell doing in my bar?" The President replies, "why we are planning World War III." The bartender asks, "what are you planning for WWIII?" Pres. Bush replies, "we are going to kill 500,000 Arabs and one blonde woman with bigs tits." The bartender exclaims, "why are you going to kill a blonde woman with big tits?" Pres. Bush then turns to Colin Powell and says, "see I told you nobody would care about the Arabs."