The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the
mountains
of Afghanistan is to send in a team of West Virginia Special Forces.
Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter and Cooter are being sent in with
the following information about the Taliban:
1. The season opened last weekend
2. There is NO LIMIT
3. They taste like chicken
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus
5. Most are GAY
6. They don't like barbecue
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
Should be over in just about a week.
