Stupid imports
Ok, im in Tulsa Oklahoma, and on weekends cruising memmorial is the thing to do if ur a somewhat big streetracer. So me and my sis were cruisin arround, lookin for some retard imports to kill, and im drivin and about a block down the road, i see this maybe an 89 or 90 prelude peelin out takin a left hand turn into the mall. so i see the opertunity and decide to follow. Its oh about 10:00pm and hes goin real slow the the parkinglot of the mall, goin arround the egdes. and i sware to god, his stupid fart cannon was so loud it almost hurt my ears. so, i was gettin annoyed by this loser so i decide to get the game on, so we come up to a stop sign, and i scweel my tires, and he automaticly responds with flooring it, and hurting my ears with his dumb exhuast even more. so i follow him arround and about the mall goin like 60 threw the parkinglot (the mall is closed and dead at the time) and he pulls up to 71st and pulls a right pealing out, and so i follow. we weave in and out of traffic tryin to get some room for a light. finaly we get a light, noone ells, but us, the crickets and the light. i rev, he revs almost blowing my eardrums, the light turns, i sware if ricer didnt suck so much at racing, they would have a better reputation. he peals the hell out off the line, and i try my hardest not to only making a slight squeal, and i sware all the way threw my 1st gear he is pealing out. were about even on the luanch, i rap out 1st, and slam it into secound not even letting my foot off the gas, my tires bark like i ran over a 200 pound dog, and i hear him over there shifting SO SLOW, i mean, between his 1st and secound gear. i could hear his engine stop for atleast 2 or 3 secounds. and his dumbass falls back about a car length. So hes about 4 car lengths behind me and i decide the race is obviously over. were goin about 70mph and i slow er down. and the most of all i hate, is that they alwasy got to give you a 90mph fly by when they get there *** beat. its like they think that their di*ks grow 2 inches by doing it. anyways, i slow down and approach an entersection and attemt to make a left, im almost in the left turn lane and i look in my rearview and see a cop wit his lights on. and all i am thinkin is "im busted" so i stop to hoaping he will just zoom by my, and by the time i stoped, he did, and i floored it and pulled a uey and took off, well, im assuming he was goin after that loud *** import. im sure he was sittin there waitin for someone or something, heard that loud *** fart looked up and saw him fly by at 90, when i already was slowed down to 40 and whent after him. see people what happends when you sound, look, and drive like crap? it just doesnt get you anywehre.
Jess
`94 Mustang lx
convertable
red
white top
5speed
totaly stock!
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