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Old 09-09-2002, 10:05 PM   #6
Hammer
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In case you haven't already figured it out....

We're men... We DON"T like to talk.... We don't want to COMMUNICATE, we don't get in touch with our emotions, and we sure as heck don't find our "inner child"....

My advice as someone who's been married 12 years:
Give him a beer, the latest copy of Muscle Mustangs and Fast Fords, the remote control and leave him alone for a couple of hours.

By that time I guarantee he will have forgotten about whatever he was pissed about if it didn't have anything to do with you....

Remember ladies, the keys to men:
Food, beer, sex, cars, and a little quiet time....

Remember that and you've got us figured out....
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