Monday Night Slaughter...
What in the hell happened to the Skins?
Defense... What defense?
Offense... Went through 2 crappy quarterbacks...
When the commentators describe your quarterback as "cheap and available" that's not good.....
Hell, it ain't that good at a singles bar at 2 in the morning either....
It's gonna be a long season while living down here in "Cowgirl Country"....
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Uncle Sam
"What the hell is up with all the gauges?
Calling Captain Kirk, your ride awaits... Phasers on stun...."
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