[Hammer]

Popeye
One eyed sailor who lives fighting for the love of a butt-ugly, anorexic woman who flirts and probably sleeps with his best friend and his worst enemy too (Brutus). Addicted to a mysterious green herb, which he often inhales through his omnipresent pipe.

Never could understand what the heck he saw in Olive Oil.
Let Brutus have the skinny wench...