[mustangman65_79]

Hmmmmmmm, lets start the evil ways to do to here truck. I know u prob can't get under the hood, so I'll start with suff under.

Losen all four driveline bolts, after about 1 mile or less, they should come out, and can never be blamed on u.

Stick a hole in the oil filter so when she starts it up, the oil will slowly poor out, and u know what that does...

auto tranny: cut a whole in one of the coolent lines, she will drive for about 10 blocks, then, no go.

There is plenty more, but these are things that cannot be blamed on u.