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Here's some from Texas....

I believe the law is still on the books that it is illeagal for a person to have wire cutters on or around his person. That's back from the day of cutting barbed wire fences in the late 1800's.

In Port Arthur, Texas, obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

In San Antonio, Texas, It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo. That one's kinda obvious. Ozzy Osbourne pissed on the Alamo and was banned from performing in San Antonio, which he hasn't been to in 10 years. However, recently, Osbourne made an offer of appology and donated $10,000 to the Daughters of the Republic fund which upkeeps and restores the Alamo.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow in Texas.

In Texas, it is illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.

In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

An old law made it illegal to go to church in disguise in Texas.

Most of these are still on the books. Some have likely been removed, but most just fade into the past.

--nathan