From the January, 2003, Car Craft Magazine
Top 10 Reasons Why The Guy In The Cubicle Next To Me At Work Should Be Beaten With An H-beam Connecting Rod
1) He drives a Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder GT. Do four names make it faster?
2) He had a
The Fast and the Furious party the day the movie was released on DVD.
3) He said that his new muffler gave him 4 horses, and that you could hear it too.
4) He says liters are better than cubic inches.
5) He says front-wheel-drive drive is better because the power doesn't have to go as far.
6) He hangs out with a guy down the hall who put ceramic coated headers on a Honda Prelude.
7) He installed a billet aluminum gas cap, K&N cold-air intake, clear turn-signal lenses, and a short shift knob.
8) He's taking it to the dragstrip.
9) It's leased.
10) He doesn't know what an H-beam connecting rod is.
Take care,
~Chris