ahahahah...... 91 Saleen.. hey I got 12 years of schooling, so what if three of them were the 10th grade.
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"The Airforce Creed According To The Other Branches"
I, (insert name), swear to sign four years of my usless life away to the United States Air Force beacuse I couldn't hack it in the Army and the Marines frighten me. I swear to sit behind a desk and take all the credit for the work done by others more dedicated than myself who take their job seriously. I also swear not to do any form of real excercise.
I swear to defend the Constitution of the United States even thopugh I believe myself above that. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I know I'm not really in the military, and I find it amusing to annoy all other branches. I will live a better quaility of life than all those around me and will at times be sure to let them know it.
After completion of my (snicker) Basic Training, I will be a trained donut eating, lazy boy sitting , civilian wearing blue clothes, a chair born ranger.
I will belive I am superior to all others and will make a constant effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the back with it. I will do no work (unless someone is watching me and I look good), annoy those around me and go home early daily. I consent to not ever getting promoted and understand that all those I made fun of will someday out rank me.
So help me God.
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Frank
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