Cute Signs
From Bizzare News:
Real Signs
Over a gynecologist's office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in Pennsylvania: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: We can help you pick your nose!
On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.
In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take Appropriate action.
On a maternity room door: Push...Push...Push
At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.
Take care,
~Chris
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