Here's mine, it took a few tries to get one:
Drunken Crab Whacka
Supa-sprung Lumpynutz
Played-out Hob-nobba
Rubba-lipped Crab Whacka
and my new name.......
Old Dirty Hoopti Rida
Um.... I think I'll just wait a little while to make the name change
, Keith