I've seen this before as well. #5 makes me laugh.. Friday night I fell on my butt at the bar cause I slipped on a spilled beer. I was laughing so hard I couldn't get up. I wasn't laughing so hard when I saw the big bruise I have on my butt the next day.
Man I should sue them!! I might get lots of money!
Do you think it'll matter that I was drunk??? 