One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally
> behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to
Earth
> to
> check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to
> Earth
> for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth;
> 95%
> are misbehaving and 5% are not."
>
> God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a
> second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel
and
> sent him to Earth for a time too.
>
> When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true.
> The
> Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are being good."
>
> God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good,
> because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to
> help them keep going.
>
> Do you know what that E-mail said?
>
> No?
>
> I didn't get one either.
