"Hellow hellooooooow. Hoooowdy Ho!!!! Gosh you all smell so nice, and flowery." - Mr. Hanky
I love Mr. Hanky. I know he's just a talking turd with a santa hat, but he's a cute talking turd with a santa hat.
Yes I'm sick, and need help.
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"Gripping the wheel his knuckles went white with desire. The wheels of his Mustang exploding onto the highway like a slug from a 45."
The car that should've got crused.