hehe
When I do it I use a piece of carboard (it's still clean).
Then I jack it up, and put it on the stands, and put the pan under the drain plug. Then I open the plug. Then wash my hands (unless I have on gloves, just throw 'em away or set them to the side) and the wrench, and come back in a little while. I then close the plug and take it back down , then back up the car. And clean up the mess, pour the new oil in, and the old in the now empty bottles. And I'm done. Longest part is the waiting.
hehe Guys always made it seem really hard n stuff, but it's simple, anyone could do it... same as changing a tire. hehe