If that's you loving us, I sure hope I don't get on your bad side!
However, I would like to note that all those are tamer than the sticker someone I use to know had on her car.... "LIFE'S A B****, AND SO AM I" Serious! To make matters crazier, her ex BF was almost identical, except his ended "AND THEN YOU MARRY ONE". Guess we know why that relationship ended...
On a lighter note, my personal favorite is still:
"DON'T FOLLOW ME, OR YOU'LL END UP AT MY PLACE"
That, and
"I HATE BUMPER STICKERS"