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Old 09-12-2003, 04:44 PM   #1
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Talking New Joke

Okay, in a large wheat field, a blonde is trying to row a canoe. Another blonde passes by on the road passing the field and is very annoyed. She stops and vehemently yells, "You know, it's blondes like you that give us a bad name . If I could swim, I'd come out there and punch you in the nose!"

Okay, 2 "your mamma" jokes:

Your mamma is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!

Your mamma is so stupid, she jumped out of the window and went up!

Okay, any new jokes, guys? Try to remember the ones you've posted b4 so that there are no repeats (unless they're really good )
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