Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Is it possible to have less than a "pair" of pants. Can I just have one pant???
(my own thoughts)
Is it possible to have less than a "pair" of scissors. Can I just have one scissor???
(my own thoughts)
Why in America do most sports cars' speedometers go up to 140 or more when the highest speed limit is, like, 70 mph? (my own thoughts)
Who do you suppose was the first person to think "That cow over there has those thingies hanging down. Think I'll pull on them and drink whatever comes out!
If 'practice makes perfect' and 'nobodies perfect', why bother practicing?
They told me it could never be done.... so I didn't bother trying....
What is a synonym for the word "synonym"? (my own thoughts)
What is a homonym for the word "homonym?" (my own stupid thoughts)
Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
Why doesn't nitrous oxide help me run faster? (my lame thoughts
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