[Fox Body]

Oh, this one hate mail is a pure satirical masterpiece:

From: "Jim.McDavid (Exchange)" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: "'mmmport_tuner@yahoo.com'"
Subject: Wow!!!
Date: Thu, 15 Mar 2001 12:05:58 -0600




I just saw your site dude! That's a REALLY nice car!! Where do you
race at? I just have to make due with my 82' Corvette for now,
but I'm hoping to own a car like yours someday. I'm glad we live in
different towns, I'd hate to have to race you!
It's great to see a site that's coherent and well put together, as
well as grammar that's easy to follow and understand. I wish there
were more sites like this one!
That picture of you standing there with the muffler is intense, you're
a scary looking dude - how many hours a day do you work out?
I showed it to my girlfriend and she got all wet instantly - she wants
me to work out so I can have a body like yours. Could you post some
pictures of yourself naked? She'd really like that, and I'm not always
around to please her. She could...you know...use them when I'm not here.
Oh yeah, post one with you and the muffler with your little dong hanging
out - that's it!! Yeah, YEAH!!!!!! MORE MUFFLER SHOTS!!!!

[ed: I know da ladiez can't resist me.. even da blue collar onez dat
hang out wit da GM freakz]